Just when you think you know how to avoid this recent outbreak of flu, we’ve learned of another strain!
This new virus apparently has stricken Republicans in Congress. Seems it hit Republicans attending that meeting called by President Trump last week. Fortunately Senator Durbin was immune and able to relate details of the meeting after its conclusion.
Those at the meeting, who were evidently extremely susceptible to the virus, were Republicans. Symptoms were quite dramatic. They included loss of memory, paralysis of the vocal chords, and total collapse of the spine. Washington has been abuzz at the results of this Party-specific epidemic. One Republican leader who was in attendance at this meeting was heard muttering hoarsely to someone that he disagreed with what the President had said. Nothing more has been heard from him to date!
We can only hope these victims will be helped to recovery by what remains of ObamaCare. We also fervently hope that others of their party do not succumb to this virus in the weeks and months ahead.
There is hope. Medical researchers are quite sure they have found the carrier.